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Billy Mays Dead

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TV Pitchman dies at 50. In case you dont know, its this annoying guy
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He always started out his annoying pitch with his catchphrase:
"Hi, Billy Mays here. Are you tired of..."
He did ads for products like:
Billy Mays

OxiClean,
Orange Glo,
Kaboom,
Engrave It,
Handy Switch,
iCan,
Mighty Mendit,
Mighty Putty (regular) &
Mighty Putty Wood,
Hercules Hook,
AwesomeAuger,
Steam Buddy,
Zorbeez,
Big City Slider Station,
The Ding King,
ESPN 360,
Energize,
Impact Gel Insoles,
Omni DualSaw,
Jupiter Jack,
What Odor?,
Tool Bandit,
SIMONIZ Instant Shine,
SIMONIZ fix it! (regular) &
fix it! PRO,
Gopher,
Samurai Shark,
Grater Plater,
Ragazzi's Pizza, and
Green Now!
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Billy Mays' autopsy shows he died of heart disease, coroner says
A medical examiner in Florida says Mays, a voluble TV pitchman, showed no evidence of head trauma. Mays said Saturday he had been struck on the head while aboard an airliner that made a rough landing.
~Los Angeles Times
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I hope his Tombstone says this:
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